I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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