am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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