I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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