She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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