Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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