if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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