Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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