dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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