Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
my sisters under your porch take her home
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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