normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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