im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We don't watch enough power rangers
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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