so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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