You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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