Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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