mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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