Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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