I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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