She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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