ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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