Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Bring me that man meat
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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