Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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