We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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