Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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