what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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