Duck Duck Cougar?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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