How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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