I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
you are never too drunk for berry picking
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize