I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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