Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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