you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
do nipples grow back?
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