When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
They have beer where we have blood.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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