these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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