did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Life without a bra equals bliss.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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