yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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