So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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