she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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