The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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