Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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