Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Your penis caused this!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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