Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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