Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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