i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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