I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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