and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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