that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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