wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Every concussion has its silver lining
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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