Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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