He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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