how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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