Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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