Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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