Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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