Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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