"it" just moved
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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