Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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